💕💕 Heartfelt Mother of Bride Speech bring groom to tears

I don't think the romantic type of love is special, and I think that the romantic type of love isn't real. More than half of romantic relationships end in a breakup/divorce. Romance seems like an ugly thing.

I think humans should just ditch concepts like dating, marriage, and pair bonding. I feel like this world would be a much better place without romance than it is with it.

It does seem that nearly all mothers and fathers are hoping that their daughter never dates or get married and remain single for her whole life. Romantic relationships seem like a bad thing since there is a lot of dangers when it comes to them.

The overprotective father/mother thing is proof that romantic relationships are a bad thing, and this world would be a much better place without them.

If someday that the human race ditches the concept of romance and romantic relationships, and got rid of stuff like dating and marriage, fathers and mothers would be happy about it since they wouldn't ever have to worry about their daughter ever dating if that ever happened.

The only reason why people get married is so the guy doesn't have to complain about her anymore and she still takes half his money

I passive-aggressively used a mother's wedding speech to make fun of my unmarried boss. She was upset I had signed up for a one-person shift. One of our student leader's responsibilities is organizing who works which shifts on the schedule, and my boss scolded him for not noticing I had signed up to go solo. When she asked him if she thought I could do the shift, I answered for him with a firm "yes," because I felt belittled by her. She said she didn't think so, was all "I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen" (something like, that, so I'm not perfectly quoting her), and she told me I need someone there to give me instructions and guide me. A couple hours later, after the bride's mom's speech, I said to my crew, "That was one nice speech. And she's right. Marriage is a wonderful joyous thing, and is the best thing a person can experience. [I turned to my boss] Ain't that right, [name]?"

How obvious is my secret insult?

Can't hear anything