Officiant Wedding Speech

I'm gonna use this for my next ceremony which will be my first 😂

I’m doing this on 8/18

I don't think the romantic type of love is special. And I am started to think that the romantic type of love isn't real. I mean about more than half of romantic couples either break up with each other or divorce each other. I think humans should just ditch concepts like dating, marriage, and pair bonding. I feel like this world would be a much better place without romance than it is with it.

It does seem that nearly all fathers are hoping that their daughters never date or get married and remain single for the rest of their lives. Romantic relationships seem like a bad thing since there is a lot of dangers when it comes to them.

The overprotective father thing is proof that romantic relationships are a bad thing, and this world would be a much better place without them.

If someday that the human race ditches the concept of romance and romantic relationships, and got rid of stuff like dating and marriage, fathers would be happy about it since they wouldn't ever have to worry about their daughters ever dating if that ever happened.

It ain’t about him though …

Who’s the wedding officiant btw?